Quote Originally Posted by Bilbo
Actually you got me wrong. I didn't let her stick her finger up my a** she just did it. At the time I was more preoccupied with spunking down her throat to ask her what she was doing so I just went with it!
Rrriiiiggghhhht!!
Like saying "Could you please not stick your finger up my ass" takes a lot of time....


Quote Originally Posted by Bilbo
As for missing, well she was lying on the floor of her lounge and I was kneeling over her chest, kind of like they do in the UFC

Anyways it meant I had to aim down to get in her face and I just couldn't lower enough so it shot straight over her head and onto the wall behind her.
I guess just bad placement on your part... :P


Quote Originally Posted by Bilbo
Thing is it gets worse. I hadn't eaten all day before I went round and after drinking half a litre of vodka, two glasses of red wine, a glass of white wine and about 3 JD's and coke I just felt kind of ill and threw up big time.
Whats wrong with that? ( )

Quote Originally Posted by Bilbo
The grossest thing though is that we fucked AFTER I had thrown up everywhere.
So you clean it up no big deal, wash your mouth and continue on.

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Anyway then she threw up after we had sex the first time but we carried on upstairs and shagged some more. We were tonguing each other as well, just didn't care.
What the fwock!!
You guys were just exchanging vowels over there and all....

Quote Originally Posted by Bilbo
Havn't spoke to her since, it's a bit awkward plus she is the sister of one of my mates!
Happy times! :P
Well done mate, yeah! you probably wont be able to look at her in the face after some loud shit! like that....
But it'll go by and next time around you'll do some louder shit! with her... trust me something like this maybe.

http://www.uselessjunk.com/article_full.php?id=18436