Has this ever happened to you?

[amat]

Haha, I see this thread is pretty popular...who would've thought we have so many pervs here at saddos?

Man, this is possibly the funniest thread here. Honestly you talked like it was a legit problem, and it is about tossing salad.

Mick you sound like the salad tossing king of the west! I bet your girl can't get out of the shower without her a** getting relentlessly attacked by your tongue

LMAO!

I actually made the mistake of spraying a little cologne down there before hand. OUCH!

HAHAHAH so you did a prep job? Sounds like a Saddo prom

Amat, you are young yet; but one day you will understand such things. The salad tossing is strong in you. I can feel it. One day you will be a great salad tosser...maybe even the greatest.

This is weird, a single tear ran down from my eye and I clinched my buttcheeks at the same time.

Something else I kind of like to do is make a girl gag when getting a bj. I always act like it's an accident, but I know damn well what I am doing Just a little accidental thrust which happens to hit the larynx causing a little gag And then it is important to follow it up with a little question, such as "Yeah, do you like to gag on my cock you little slut?" But of course they can't answer because of the choking. Wow, that sounds bad.

My God. Consequences man, I mean....worst case scenario