Joke

[Dizaster]

Seeing Eye Dog

A blind man is walking down the street with his seeing-eye dog . They come to a busy intersection and the dog, ignoring the high volume of traffic zooming by on the street, leads the blind man right out into the thick of the traffic. This is followed by the screech of tires and horns blaring as panicked drivers try desperately not to run the pair down. The blind man and the dog finally reach the safety of the sidewalk on the other side of the street and the blind man pulls a cookie out of his coat pocket which he offers to the dog.

A passerby, having observed the near fatal incident, can't control his amazement and says to the blind man, "Why on earth are you rewarding your dog with a cookie? He nearly got you killed!" The blind man turns partially in his direction and replies, "To find out where his head is, so I can kick him square in the a**."

This one reminded me of another blind man joke.

A blind man was walking down the street being led by his seeing-eye dog when he decided to do some shopping. Upon arriving in his favourite store, the blind man grabs his dog by the tail and starts swinging it around his head wildly. Hearing all sorts of things being knocked off the shelves, a female store clerk immediatly comes running to investigate. Upon seeing the man swinging his dog around crazily, the clerk yells
"My god!,, What the hell are you doing"
To which the blind man calmly replied.
"oh, Just browsing".