Quote Originally Posted by BIG H
How the fook have I missed this thread

There used to be a time that when I saw a girl though 'Nice' eyes' Nice tits' etc etc, now my fiirst thought is what they would look like on their knees with me buffing their hoop

Got no desire to have a bird 'go round the world' on me though
Big fella you lying sod. lol. I remember you saying you loved it when a woman used to "play the trombone" on you.

LMAO!