How to annoy folks


Refuse to be seated at a restaurant.

Pay for everything with pennies.

Ask people what gender they are.

Reply to every answer with a question.

Forget the punchline of a really long joke.

Sculpt hedges into erotic shapes.

Signal the end of a converstation by clasping your hands over your
ears.

Shount random numbers while someone is counting

Tell people walking down one way streets that they are going the wrong
way.