my maddest night out musta been on my hols 2 years ago with the girlys!

we went to this bar called chaplins (fuckin wicked bar!) and started off with the sambuca shots and tequila (never again) to cut a long story short


as the night wore on i was losing control of my body and my speech had deteriorated as did all my mates i ended up with a lip stick smiley face on my arse, my mate lost her shoes and bra!?? my other mate jo woke up wearin some random blokes stripey boxers.


we got kicked out of a bar called the surf shack, i think because apparently i was in the gents tryin to stand at the urinals havin a piss like a geeza!? (i dont believe that tho, think my mates were lyin the next day)

started fuckin about in dis big water fountain, until the police came, hitched a ride with them to our hotel!!


then managed to get back to the hotel.. all jumped in the pull butt naked! (mate has pic's too prove it!!! )



den all slept on our balcony dunno why!?




woke up next day all bein sick most of the day, no better way to cure it than a fry up