theBESTP4P World Tour 2007! BACK from CANADA!!!!!!! currently posting PICS!

[TheBESTP4P]

alright biotchez so lets recap here for your own good......

some of you are not AS:
1)good looking as theBESTP4P
2)successful as theBESTP4P
3)charming as theBESTP4P
4)smooth as theBESTP4P
5)good of a dancer as theBESTP4P
6) and so on and son

I know the sad clicks bother you else you wouldn't bang on about them so much. As this is a self help thread Im going to offer you some advice. Take a look at the quote above and think about the sad clicks you claim to be gettting, then ask yourself, is it me?

Personally I find your threads a hoot, especially when you post pics of yourself, I love the whole cloths horse son of David Gest crazy Chinese inventor kid out of The Goonies thang you got going on

You may be correct and people may be sad clicking you out of jelousy. On the other hand though, they could be doing it because you come across as a bit of a twat who is in danger of disapearing up his own arsehole

Hope this helps

the truth hurts huh? even for us honest twats who keep it Real huh son

[TheBESTP4P]

its ok memphis some day just maybe you might be as GREAT as me
as good looking as me, as wealthy, as successful, as smooth, etc etc. you can even get the ladies like me too, theres hope for you bro!

PS: by the way i gave ya CC for getting me good with the david guest pic where the F did u find that was he being serious or did u photo shop it?

PPS: what you are doing is what we Americans call HATIN and thats critcizing out of jealousy for a person. It's apparent you really envy many things about me, but its all good. I started out from very humble beginnings to get to where I am so you too can do it, if I can do it anyone can right?
there's obviously a reason why you never post a pic of yourself, or disclose any information about yourself but thats ok cause it's so much easier to HATE on someone who is far more superior on so many levels than you than to try to esclate your own status. been there done that. i stopped HATIN a long time ago now a days i rather shot call thangs.

[TheBESTP4P]

speaking of HAWAII............. a Hawaiian Legend just passed away: DON HO! He was 76years old and died of heart failure just now.

R.I.P.

[TheBESTP4P]

I remember seeing Don Ho's daughter she won some beauty pageant and was on some float in this parade and she was HELLA FINE!

[TheBESTP4P]

so seeing that it was spring break during my Hawaii leg of my World Tour I'll post the top 5 Spring Break Anthems of 2007!

Now the top 5 Spring Break Anthems of 2007 are based on what was playing non stop on the radio/in the clubs/ at the beach etc. These were mostly songs that got the girls going and ready in the mood. These songs are not in particular my choice of songs, but again the Spring Break Anthems of 2007.

so here we go...............................

[TheBESTP4P]

at Number 5 we have for the Top 5 Spring Break 2007 Anthems:

P. Diddy and Keyshia Cole

LAST NIGHT


[Diddy:]
Last night,
I couldn't even get an answer.
Tried to call,
but my pride wouldn't let me dial.
And I'm sitting here,
with this blank expression.
And the way I feel,
I wanna curl up like a child.

I know you can hear me
I know you can feel me
I can't live without you
God please make me better
I wish I wasn't the way I am

[Keyshia:]
If I told you once, I told you twice,
you can see it in my eyes.
I'm all cried out,
with nothing to say.
You're everything I wanted to be.
If you could only see,
your heart belongs to me.
I love you so much, I'm yearning for your touch.
Come and set me free,
forever yours I'll be,
baby won't you come and take this pain awayyyyy.

[Diddy:]
Last night,
I couldn't even get an answer.
Tried to call,
but my pride wouldn't let me dial.
And I'm sitting here,
with this blank expression.
And the way I feel,
I wanna curl up like a child.

[Keyshia:]
I need you,
and you need me.
This is so plain to see,
and I will never let you go and,
I will always love you so.
I will...
If you could only see,
your heart belongs to me.
I love you so much, I'm yearning for your touch.
Come and set me free,
forever yours I'll be,
baby won't you come and take this pain awayyyyy.

[Diddy:]
Last night,
I couldn't even get an answer.
Tried to call,
but my pride wouldn't let me dial.
And I'm sitting here,
with this blank expression.
And the way I feel,
I wanna curl up like a child.

[Diddy:]
Tell me the words to say,
to make you come back,
and work me like that.
And if it matters I'll rather stay home,
with you I'm never alone.
Don't want to wait till you're gone,
let me be, just don't leave me.

[Diddy:]
Last night,
I couldn't even get an answer.
Tried to call,
but my pride wouldn't let me dial.
And I'm sitting here,
with this blank expression.
And the way I feel,
I wanna curl up like a child.

[Keyshia:]
I need you,
and you need me.
This is so plain to see,
and I will never let you go and,
I will always love you so.
I will...
If you could only see,
your heart belongs to me.
I love you so much, I'm yearning for your touch.
Come and set me free,
forever yours I'll be,
baby won't you come and take my pain awayyyyy.

[Diddy:]
Last night,
I couldn't even get an answer.
Tried to call,
but my pride wouldn't let me dial.
And I'm sitting here,
with this blank expression.
And the way I feel,
I wanna curl up like a child.

[Keyshia:]
I'm so alone I'm soooo lonelyyyyy,

Why don't you pick the phone,
and dial up my number,
and call me a baby,
I'm waiting on you.

Why don't you pick the phone,
and dial up my number,
just call me a baby,
I'm waiting on you.

[Phone dialing and ringing]

[Diddy:]
Hello
Hey waz-up
I've been tryin' to reach you all night
That shit ain't funny not picking up the mutha fucking phone
Better stop fucking playing with a nigga's feelings like that
You know how much I love you though right?
But for them couple of seconds though,
When I couldn't get in touch with you.
I'm ready to come over your house and shoot that mutha fucker up
You better fucking not be there when I get over that house
[laughing]
That's really how it goes down right?

[TheBESTP4P]

at number 4 of the Top 5 Spring Break 2007 Anthems is............

Timbaland Featuring Justin Timberlake & Nelly Furtado

Give It To ME



[Timbaland]
Is it going? Is it going?
Is it going? Is it going?
I don't know.. what you're lookin' for

Oh yea boss
Come on

[Nelly Furtado]
I'm the type of girl to look you dead in the eye-eye
I realize when it come to it you don't realize why I'm fly-y-y
Seen you tryna switch it up but girl you ain't that dope
I'm a Wonder Woman, let me go get my rope
I'm a supermodel and mami, see mami
Amnesty International got bankdrupt, I'm on top, on lock
Love my ass, love my abs in the video of "Promiscous"
My style is ri-dic-dic-diculous, 'diculous, 'diculous

[Nelly + (Justin)]
If you see us in the club, we'll be actin' real nice
If you see us on the floor, you'll be watchin' all night
We ain't hear to hurt nobody
(So give it to me, give it to me, give it to me)
Wanna see you work your body
(So give it to me, give it to me, give it to me)

[Timbaland]
When Timbo is in the party, everybody put up they hands
I get a half a mil' for my beats, you get a couple gra-an-and
Never gon' see the day that I ain't got the upper hand
I'm respected from Californ-I-A, all the way down to Japan
I'm a real producer and you just a piano man
Your songs don't top the charts, I heard 'em, I'm not a fa-an-an
Niggas talkin' greasy, I'm the one that gave them they chance
Somebody need to tell them that they can't do it like I can

[Nelly + (Justin)]
If you see us in the club, we'll be actin' real nice
If you see us on the floor, you'll be watchin' all night
We ain't hear to hurt nobody
(So give it to me, give it to me, give it to me)
Wanna see you work your body
(So give it to me, give it to me, give it to me)

[Justin Timberlake]
Could you speak up and stop mu-mumbling, I don't think you came in clear
When you're sittin' on the top, it's hard to hear you from way up here
I saw you tryin' to act cute on TV, "Just let me clear the air..."
We missed you on the charts last week, damn, that's right you wasn't there
If se-sexy never left, then why's everybpdy on my shi-it-it
Don't hate on me just because you didn't come up with it
So if you see us in the club, go on and walk the other way
Cause our run will never be over, not at least until we say

[Nelly + Justin]
If you see us in the club, we'll be actin' real nice
If you see us on the floor, you'll be watchin' all night
We ain't hear to hurt nobody
(So give it to me, give it to me, give it to me)
Wanna see you work your body
(So give it to me, give it to me, give it to me)

[Nelly (Justin)]
Oh.. (Damn, improve)
Oh.. (Damn, improve)
Oh.. (Damn, improve)
Oh.. (Damn, improve)

Oh.. (Damn, improve)
Oh.. (Damn, improve)
Oh.. (Damn, improve)
Oh.. (Damn, improve)

[Nelly + Justin]
... club, we'll be actin' real nice
If you see us on the floor, you'll be watchin' all night
We ain't hear to hurt nobody
(So give it to me, give it to me, give it to me)
Wanna see you work your body
(So give it to me, give it to me, give it to me)

If you see us in the club, we'll be actin' real nice
If you see us on the floor, you'll be watchin' all night
We ain't hear to hurt nobody
(So give it to me, give it to me, give it to me)
Wanna see you work your body
(So give it to me, give it to me, give it to me

[TheBESTP4P]

at number 3 of the Top 5 Spring Break 2007 Anthems is..........

Nelly Furtado
Say it Right


In the day
In the night
Say it all
Say it right
You either got it
Or you don't
You either stand or you fall
When your will is broken
When it slips from your hand
When there's no time for joking
There's a hole in the plan

Oh you don't mean nothing at all to me
No you don't mean nothing at all to me
Do you got what it takes to set me free
Oh you could mean everything to me

I can't say that I'm not lost and at fault
I can't say that I don't love the light and the dark
I can't say that I don't know that I am alive
And all of what I feel I could show
You tonite you tonite

From my hands I could give you
Something that I made
From my mouth I could sing you another brick that I laid
From my body I could show you a place God knows
You should know the space is holy
Do you really want to go?

[TheBESTP4P]

and number 2 of the TOP 5 Spring Break 2007 Anthems is.......

Robin Thicke

LOST WITHOUT YOU

(damn son this song gets the girls wet! )

I’m lost without u
Can’t help myself
How does it feel
To know that I love u baby

I’m lost without u
Can’t help myself
How does it feel
To know that I love u baby

Tell me how u love me more
And how u think I’m sexy baby
That u don’t want nobody else
U don’t want this guy u don’t want that guy u wanna
Touch yourself when u see me
Tell me how u love my body
And how I make u feel baby

U wanna roll with me u wanna hold with me
U wanna stay warm and get out of the cold with me
I just love 2 hear u say it
It makes a man feel good baby
Tell me u depend on me
I need To hear it

I’m lost without u
Can’t help myself
How does it feel
To know that I love u baby

I’m lost without u
Can’t help myself
How does it feel
To know that I love u baby

Baby you’re the perfect shape
Baby you’re the perfect weight
Treat me like my birthday
I want it this way I want it that way I want it
Tell me u don’t want me To stop
Tell me it would break your heart
That u love me and all my dirty
U wanna roll with me u wanna hold with me
U wanna make fires and get Norwegian wood with me
I just love To hear u say it
It makes a man feel good baby

I’m lost without u
Can’t help myself
How does it feel

I’m lost without u
Can’t help myself
How does it feel
To know that I love u baby

'Cos you may tell me every morning
Ooooooh Alright babe
Aaah yeah
Oh baby
Oh Darling
Ahh yeah

I’m lost without u
Can’t help myself
How does it feel
To know that I love u baby

I’m lost without u
Can’t help myself
How does it feel
To know that I love u baby

Ooooh Yeah
Oh baby
Oh darling
Ah yeah. Right
Oh baby
Oh darling
Oooh Hoo baby.
All right, right right

[TheBESTP4P]

AND at NUMBER 1................................................. of the Top 5 Spring Break 2007 Anthems is..................................

Fergie
Glamourous

If you ain..t got no money take yo.. broke ass home
You say:
If you ain..t got no money take yo.. broke ass home

G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S, yeah
G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S

B-SECTION
We flying first class
Up in the sky
Poppin.. champagne
Livin.. my life
In the fast lane
And I won..t change
For the glamorous
Ooh the flossy, flossy

CHORUS
The glamorous
The glamorous glamorous ( The glamorous life)
For the glamorous
Ooh flossy, flossy (the flossy flossy)
The glamorous
The glamorous, glamorous ( The glamorous life)
For the glamorous
Ooh the flossy, flossy

VERSE 1
Wear them gold and diamond rings
All them things don..t mean a thing
Chaperones and limousines
Shopping for expensive things
I be on the movie screens
Magazines and bougie scenes
I..m not clean, I..m not pristine
I..m no queen, I..m no machine
I still go to Taco Bell
Drive-through, raw as Hell
I don..t care, I..m still real
No matter how many records I sell
After the show or after the Grammys
I like to go cool out with the family
Sippin.., reminiscing on days when I had a Mustang
And now I..m..

B-SECTION
First class
Up in the sky
Poppin.. champagne
Livin.. the life
In the fast lane
And I won..t change
For the glamorous
Ooh, the flossy, flossy

CHORUS
The glamorous
The glamorous, glamorous ( The glamorous life)
For the glamorous
Ooh flossy, flossy (the flossy flossy)
The glamorous
The glamorous, glamorous ( The glamorous life)
For the glamorous
Ooh, the flossy, flossy

(Ludacris)
IM talking Champagne wishes, caviar dreams
You deserve nothing but all the finer things
Now this whole world has no clue what to do with us
I..ve got enough money in the bank for the two of us
Brother gotta keep enough lettuce
To support your shoe fetish
Lifestyles so rich and famous
Robin Leach will get jealous
Half a million for the stones
Takin trips from here to Rome
So if you ain..t got no money, take yo.. broke ass home

G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S, yeah
G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S

B-SECTION
We flying first class
Up in the sky
Poppin.. champagne
Livin.. the life
In the fast lane
And I won..t change
For the glamorous
Ooh, the flossy, flossy

CHORUS
The glamorous
The glamorous, glamorous ( The glamorous life)
For the glamorous
Ooh flossy, flossy (the flossy flossy)
The glamorous
The glamorous, glamorous ( The glamorous life)
For the glamorous
Ooh, the flossy, flossy (the flossy flossy)

VERSE 3
I got problems up to here
I..ve got people in my ear
Telling me these crazy things
That I don..t want to know
(Fuck y..all)
I..ve got money in the bank
And I..d really like to thank
All them fans, I..d like to thank
Thank you, really though
Cuz I remember yesterday
When I dreamt about the days
When I..d rock on MTV, that..d be really dope
Damn it..s been a long road
And the industry is cold
I..m glad my daddy told me so
He let his daughter know
(If you ain..t got no money, take your broke ass home)
My daddy told me so
(I said, If you ain..t got no money, take your broke ass home)
He let his daughter know
(If you ain..t got no money, take your broke ass home)
My daddy told me so
(If you ain..t got no money, take your broke ass home)
He let his daughter know

[TheBESTP4P]

and those my friends was the top 5 SPRING BREAK ANTHEMS 2007 Hawaii BABY! Hollaaaaaaaaaar

TE AMO MI AMOR/MAHAL MAHAL KITA!

[Memphis]

PPS: what you are doing is what we Americans call HATIN and thats critcizing out of jealousy for a person. It's apparent you really envy many things about me, but its all good. I started out from very humble beginnings to get to where I am so you too can do it, if I can do it anyone can right?
there's obviously a reason why you never post a pic of yourself, or disclose any information about yourself but thats ok cause it's so much easier to HATE on someone who is far more superior on so many levels than you than to try to esclate your own status. been there done that. i stopped HATIN a long time ago now a days i rather shot call thangs.

I think your misunderstanding me oh great one. I was giving you an alternative reason for the sad clicks you claim to get and the reason why you get them. But surprise surprise you have taken one look at what I have posted and decided that I am a hater and envious of your good looks Ive told you before I dont think your a good looking man, sorry

Please tell me where I criticised you? All I did was say you reminded me of the Chinese inventor kid from the Goonies, thats called pulling your leg where I come from but if it makes you feel good about yourself to see it as hating you go on and do it.

P.S I was posting pictures of myself on saddo's before you knew it existed.

[TheBESTP4P]

PPS: what you are doing is what we Americans call HATIN and thats critcizing out of jealousy for a person. It's apparent you really envy many things about me, but its all good. I started out from very humble beginnings to get to where I am so you too can do it, if I can do it anyone can right?
there's obviously a reason why you never post a pic of yourself, or disclose any information about yourself but thats ok cause it's so much easier to HATE on someone who is far more superior on so many levels than you than to try to esclate your own status. been there done that. i stopped HATIN a long time ago now a days i rather shot call thangs.

I think your misunderstanding me oh great one. I was giving you an alternative reason for the sad clicks you claim to get and the reason why you get them. But surprise surprise you have taken one look at what I have posted and decided that I am a hater and envious of your good looks Ive told you before I dont think your a good looking man, sorry

Please tell me where I criticised you? All I did was say you reminded me of the Chinese inventor kid from the Goonies, thats called pulling your leg where I come from but if it makes you feel good about yourself to see it as hating you go on and do it.

P.S I was posting pictures of myself on saddo's before you knew it existed.

bro MEMPHIS i really think u got me all wrong ok? we americans do not take our selves that seriously! yes for the most part us americans are not humble and we are rather arrogant/cocky what have u especially cases like bastards like me who come from the ghettos/streets of CHICAGO and then made it up the status ladder especially since im still in my 20's. thats pretty much the american dream bro.

honestly do u think i care for one split second if this 30year old UK man thinks if im good looking enough or not? now that is hilarious bro. the only thing i care about is if the many DIMES in every city that i go to think if im good looking enough and we all know how those stories end anyway so

now like i said i myself am not a hater so i even gave u props when u was clowning me about the david guest look alike and the goonies thing was pretty nice too actually hahaha. like i said i even Cool Clicked u on that when most insecure losers would have a fit and start like cussing u out or whatever u feel bro? i give props whenever they are due. if you post something interesting/intellectual or original i will most definitely Cool Click you or anyone else on the forum who does.

if i see your pics or pics of your girl or your car and they deserve props i will most definitely do that. that even goes for BEDS as well. I got nothing against either of u or anyone who tries to talk ishhh just as long as you all can back it up then its all good. so once you all do ill give you props/cool clicks whatever cause like i said i aint no hater. when i was at the hill billy bar last night watching the Pacquiao fight some dude was wearing a shirt that read: "100% Hater Free!" and thats pretty much my motto!

but also to clarify the sad click thing i really dont give a ishhhhh about them but u have to agree its quite funny that a number of people biotch that i was taking too long to post pics of chicks and when i finally did then the sad clicks came LOL. like i said i really dont care.

like jay-z said: I got 99 problems but a biotch aint one!

have a good day bro, and i will be going to vancouver in 3 weeks so the world tour thread will hold up as a world tour thread technically LOL

if RJJ actually fights Joe C. ill come over there but u better show me around man! i wanna see some UK DIMES bro hollaaaaaar

[TheBESTP4P]

Alright kids HAWAII was a blast! I hope we all learned something valuable from this lesson

[TheBESTP4P]

I will most definely return to HAWAII as soon as I can. For obvious reasons

Realistically I'll be aiming for New Years cause the hot local chicks tell me New Years in Hawaii is definitely ON!

If not New Year then again for Spring Break/My Bday again