Quote Originally Posted by X
That was a long story and I reckon you're thinking too deeply about it. Women don't think us men can be deep, so you need to pander to their stereotypes.

So.......... slip some Rohypnol into her drink and bang her silly while she is unconscious. When she wakes up, if she doesn't call the police, she must have accepted it as a wierd dream (and must therefore have dreamt it before!)

If she does call the police, quickly drill a hole in her skull with a handy power tool and then claim that she is insane as she can't think straight (I mean, she's got a freaking hole in her head, right?)

I really should consider setting up counselling helpline or something, as I think I'm really good at this.



X you are a total freak of nature and I hope you realize this... I can picture you being that guy from Joe Dirt "It puts the lotion in the basket" or that guy from SAW but seriously your criminal mind is something scary if they didnt find the uni-bomber I swear he was posting on Saddoboxing..