Quote Originally Posted by Smashup
Did any of you lot used to throw cricket stumps into peoples spokes on their bikes then watch them fly over the handlebars
Might wheel him up a hill
Have considered it Big fella but he's in Malta now after all that Tenerife/Timeshare sh*t a few years ago (lying low).
He would have come over as well for the cup final if the Hornets could actually win a game.
Cricket stumps into peoples spokes ? All the time ,still do !!

Seriously talking about it on Saddos is not going to get that blokes face smashed in you have to seize the bull by the Horns and bat the fucker round the head .

I remember playing cricket with a mate who had punched me in the ear the previous evening ( it was the summer holidays ) i was batting and he thought he was Ian Healy ( former Aussie Wicketkeeper known for sledging ) he didnt think he was so funny when i stepped back and 'accidentally ' smashed him in the knees with with my bat .


A good method for revenge is to shoot the cunt in the knees.

Not subtle but massively inconvenient for him .