Captain Planet takes the award for best and worst hero: "I'm god i control all elements nothing can stop me" *Someone throws a plastic wrapper from a twinky on him* "Ah get it off of me i'm burning, throw me in water or something" Another worst super hero is the male dude from the wonder twins. mfer always turned into buckets of water and shit. Smokey the bear can't even put out forest fires with that dude. Best hero lock Optimus prime. Just listen to the name. your son could weigh 100 pounds and be 4'2 but if hes named optimus prime not one kid will make fun of him his entire life.
Worst Villian: dana whi.... i mean lex luther. He was just a white guy with a bunch of money and some shady ass connections thats it. If you're a villian you either gotta look crazy or have some off the wall power.
Best villian: Skeletor is a solid entry, but im going with dr wily. Had the einstein baldifro and a crazy germen accent.
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