Got into this with a friend of mine the other day, over his ex girlfriend I think she's ugly. Basically talked about standards and all that and thumbed through the yearbook and myspace seeing if we think so and so is got and if we agree. Standards I guess are a little different. Let's see. I'm in high school so my answers will vary a bit but...

Has to be 14-18. 14 at the lowest, and that'll probably change next year as I don't want to be the senior hooking up with freshman And if I could hook up with someone over 18 I would pretty much be a God. But I don't shoot for that, God knows I have a hard enough time pulling high school girls without getting cockblocked or some shat like that.

Has to have good teeth. Holy shit teeth are about the biggest turnoff there are. Honestly, thought this one girl was pretty cute, noticed some yellow on her teeth and nearly threw up. Now I can't look at her the same. Braces aren't a bother, neither are the occasional small chip but yellow or gaps are a big turnoff.

Nice body. I can let a tiny bit of pudge slide honestly, or baby fat but no overhang or anything. Lot of girls have that side fat thing going and I just fucken hate it.

No face piercings. Shit grosses me out.

No drugs other then weed and maybe thizz. Met up with a girl at a friends house, tall which I like, skinny which I like, and had a fairly cute face. Fit as fuck really. Then we were sitting down and somehow cocaine got brought up, and she talked about how she did it all the time. Then started telling stories of it. Was walkin alone with her, and she was talking to me talking about how she had holes in her nose? My friend was on the phone to his gf and I kept looking at him like dude get me out of here. He did. Next night hung out with same group, another coc head girl, skinny the same way had an oil face and the tiniest ass. Nasty stuff.


Basically it really as far as standards go. But I go for tall and short girls. I don't really know why. I like tall and skinny, tall and thick is intimidating And short and skinny isn't my thing either but honestly, it's the biggest turn on. Friends just started picking up on it recently, I don't know why I go for it but I do. Big boobs aren't really my thing either.