Quote Originally Posted by CutMeMicK


As of late though my criteria has gone down. I remember at one point my uncles used to laugh at me cause I was so critical about girls and they would tell me wait 'till you get older all those things you look for will slowly detirrirate and all you'll care about is as long as she has a pu**y your there allover her.
They would also tell me sh*t! about me ONLY wanting to fu*k them on beds and nice places, they said wait 'till you get older you'll fu*k them on top of a carboard box for all you care. I used to laugh and tell them they were crazy. Even about eating a girls a** out, I remember I used to tell them they were fu*king nasty for doing that and how could they put their mouth there (keep im mind I was only 15).
How right they were.
Haha I remember once I was talking with a couple friends in class, talking about the best place to fuck. I said I wanna do it in an ice cream truck on a hot day, that would be awesome Then another one said a rollercoaster. Then this one black kid who I didn't really know at the time chimes in with, "I'd fuck your girl in a fucken dumpster with Oscar the grouch watching, and you're talkin about doin it in a ice cream truck?"

Don't know why, but that was one of the funniest things ever. Only problem is he said that fairly loud and we all got bitched out by our lesbian teacher. But he was right really, I'll fuck anywhere





Not changin my mind on that salad tossing stuff though Actually, going back to that my friend has a theory that getting your ass licked would be the greatest thing ever. That if a girl licks your ass, you OWN her. That if she talks anything, "umm...didn't you lick my asshole?"