....tell him that she has some really strange STD and that you know that because you're "just friends"....that should just about do it


"Dude, I don't want to put you off on her or anything, but she's got Mongolian Llama Pussitus.....I don't know ALL the details, but I know she is part of a small group the University is testing medications on.....I really hope, for your sake everything works out"