Quote Originally Posted by Lyle
.....like I said, fake an STD....the dude won't mess with that....AND no violence will occur (well your girl might slap the S*** out of you but she won't hear it because it's a man to man conversation)

"Isn't she something....yeah, I'm really lucky to have her....even more so because she has stuck with me eventhough I gave her The Conganese Mountain Warts.......dude you DO NOT want to even go there"
I've had to have 2 lanced off my left testicle last week....friggin Conganese Mountain Warts...