its like do the record executives and A&R heads have a check list like this:

1)are you ugly?
2)do u have absolutely no talent?
3)can you think of the wackest song ever?

if you said yes to all 3 heres your $50,000 advance!

go buy a nice grill for your crooked teeth and welcome to the family we'll have your wack asss song/video BLOWN up on BLAST! by next month

just sign your soul on the dotted line

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