When i was younger i asked a woman why '' all big girls have Mustoches''.

Thing is at the time she was giving me a lift homefrom Football and her son was in the back crying with laughter !

I didnt realise what i said and when she pullled up outside my mum and dads over came my dad and she told him what id said,,he kinda looked at me and rolled his eyes ,my mum being a sick fucker and despite the lady in question being one her best friends couldntstop laughing.

Classicly horrible but you say these things when you're 18 and 3/4 ...