I hate talking to people i don't like and when people talk to me or try to initiate conversation i make Pigeon sounds .

Have done for a long time .

Recently ( and this is no shit ) I've started to practise Crow Sounds it hurts the fuck out of my throat but it seems to work !!!

More disturbingly during my Bouts of Crow Tourettes i take on the form of an Alpha Crow who not only makes the sound of a Crow but takes on an imposing Dominant Crow Form complete with Wings Spread as wide ( my Arms ) as possible and i Shuffle forward on my Claws ( Feet ) whilst making this sound

Last night i was refused entry into a Club and it suddenly overtook me but luckily i was home before i could cause any trouble.

Thank fuck some of my fellow Saddonions have problems and I'm not the only Mentalist here .