I'm fucked if i know , I'm a complete lightweight when it come's to alcohol i get tipsy after 1 shot !! The Barmaid looked at my like she wanted to rip of her shorts and have me do her on the Pubfloor Shag when i said another 8oz Sirloin !!!

God I'm so manly !

Bilbo look it up my good man , my uncle constantly bangs on about the Autobiography he was an intresting character .