Sex is overrated , i stop looking forward to it at about 3 months when i stop having to beg !
You've got the fish in the boat you've patted it on the head .
I much prefer the thrill of the hunt !
ahhhhh............( reminiscing ) .......some of the fucking dogs I've had a pop at would turn you a whiter shade of grey !

Got to the point where i use to pull a bird but I'd have been so pissed i couldn't remember what they looked like !

Clever scheme of mine was to offer to meet them outside Woolworth's to see if they got a 4/10 ( thats the cut off ).
Why Woolworth's ? Because it was a massive building that had 2 entrances i use to hide behind the posters and get a glimpse of them out front , if as in most cases they were clinically obese I'd toss a coin if it came up tails I'd leave by the other entrance .

You think I'm bad my mate pulled a bird who had a zimmerframe .
She healed up and proved to be a scorcher , but still a fucking zimmerframe hahahahahahahaha

Golden times , had many bloke in here pined after a fat girl with big stretch marks on her boobs ?

Every single time baby