My favorite commerical of all-time was for some kind of salsa dip. A woman is at a party (she may even be the host) and a glob of salsa lands on the top of her foot while she is wearing white dress shoes. She excuses herself to the bathroom and when she comes back she has some of it on her face.

Show me a chick...

Hell, allude to a chick sucking her own toes and I'll buy whatever the hell it is your selling.

If I can remember the name of the product.