I would have to say that the best rivalries in saddo history would have to be the inner turmoil of she-male he-bitch CuteMick & his/her constant denial that he shim-self beats off with a belt around his/her neck.

You know that bitch does it...I'll bet he even thumb-plumbs his bum & tweeks his nipples at the same time he tightens that belt up.

Basically...I'm saying Mick's a trannie that likes to punish himself in front of a mirror with "WHY? WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME WACKO?" written all over his chest...as he thumb-plumbs his bum & tweeks his nipples while he tightens that belt up around his neck.

You know...them thilly thweet hearts do thum funny thuff like that from time to time.

Heh heh heh.