Why does alice never answer?

[Snakey]

So if she is a computer how does she work?

Cos i was bored so i was like this..

Hey alice..

No response...

Oh thats how it is miss i dont have time for your little league games! Why i oughta!!..

No response...

Then it was: WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE?

STILL NO RESPONSE"!! Fwocking alice!

She thinks your a OHWWW JERKOFF!!!!!! Thats the new tagline bro, and that drunken wanna be sopranao is funny as fuk

OWWWHHHH..fORGET About it!! The alice knows i am the one in a millionb sicillain baby!!!

Dude she never answers coz her hands are always busy with the snakeman








Best computer ive ever done

Bro you only weekday boy.. I rock he the rest

She be checking my spyware yO!!!

Dude use a god damn condom next time, i was wondering how my pc got crabs