Why does alice never answer?

[Tito BHB]

So if she is a computer how does she work?

Cos i was bored so i was like this..

Hey alice..

No response...

Oh thats how it is miss i dont have time for your little league games! Why i oughta!!..

No response...

Then it was: WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE?

STILL NO RESPONSE"!! Fwocking alice!

She thinks your a OHWWW JERKOFF!!!!!! Thats the new tagline bro, and that drunken wanna be sopranao is funny as fuk

OWWWHHHH..fORGET About it!! The alice knows i am the one in a millionb sicillain baby!!!

Dude she never answers coz her hands are always busy with the snakeman








Best computer ive ever done

Bro you only weekday boy.. I rock he the rest

She be checking my spyware yO!!!

Dude use a god damn condom next time, i was wondering how my pc got crabs

Haha..cc Snakey..Where you been bro? Youve had a fiar few mentions!! People been asking for you!
You gotta keep stickin around!

She said software is no good to her, she likes guys like me... with hardware.

Your nothing but cheap sex to her bro!

She is safe with my spyware.. You are no Computerfriend material..

Just a bit on the side..

You cant stand up to my massive floppy disk

Cc


YOU CANT HANDLE MY RAGING SEMI!!