Quote Originally Posted by BoxingGorilla
I watched the 13th Warrior for the first time last weekend. It was one of those movies you just keep passing over and eventually forget about...

Anyway, there's that scene were the Vikings are passing around a bowl of water and rinsing their faces in it, gargling and spitting the water back in, one of them even blows his nose into it. It's absolutely disgusting.

So, I'm telling my father about this scene with the "Vikings" and he is grossed out and laughing. A few minutes passes and he says...

"They'll be lucky if they go 8-8 this year."

PAY ATTENTION OLD MAN! Unbelievable. I was about to puke when I knew it was a movie, how did he manage not to when he thought I was talking about the football team?!
classic.

Quote Originally Posted by Mad_Dog
that was funny bro

my cousin though I think topped it. He was really amped to see USC vs. the Trojans a few months back
Not too bad.... My aunt asked my a couple of years ago 'How many points do you get when you shoot a 3 pointer'
Uuuuummmmm!!! 3 P-O-I-N-T-E-R.......