The passenger side window was once busted out of my truck and the radio was stolen. Stupid bastard or bastards busted out the passanger side window even though the driver's side was rolled down. WTF?!

Same truck different time all four tires were slashed. I was not well liked in my younger days. I never caused trouble but when others would shuck and jive at the slightest nod from a local tuff guy, I would say, "Guess again, Pierre."

And then there was the time I got my nose broke coming out the movies. I refused to give up my cash to a group of thuggish ruggish pricks who demanded it. I was in a small group and everyone ran away and left me there to fend for myself. I was battered and beaten.

Anymore... Nope. That's it for me.