Why didn't you just ask the receptionist to go on-line while you were standing there and book you in.

If they say they can't do that, that is a lie and she is just a lazy bitch. All hotels have internat access behind reception, especially to their own intranet or web pages.

Alternatively, you could have punched the slut in the face, doused her in lighter fluid and then set fire to her ...... all the time insisting that she could not ask for help or call the police from here, but would have to go online and contact them.