Boxers fight for money and glory, Paula Radcliffe runs for gold medals.

A friend of mine told me he was running the 'Race for Life', for disabled children. Why the hell he would want a disabled child is unclear to me. Maybe he was going to use it as a scarecrow in his garden or something?

I mean, if he won, would they find someone else's disabled child and give it to my friend (which sounds a bit unfair on the original parents, who must be creaming it in on benefits) or do they get his healthy child and then cripple it?