It's not so much words, but I have catch phrases. I'm like a slightly smaller version of The Rock.

I say stuff like....

1)I'll beat your clit like a speed bag.

2)You want to have sex? How about now?

3)She's ALL KINDS of ugly.

4)I don't have a mother, me and the rest of the neighborhood share yours.

5)This is the part of the show where I beat the shit out ot everyone.

6)You couldn't get laid in a gorilla whorehouse with a bag full of bananas.

You know, stuff like that.