road rage has recently been named a disorder (Intermitent explosive disorder or IED to be exact). Basically you have explosive rage towards the most irrelevant things. Sometimes i get so mad i wanna actually spontaneously combust and jump on people that annoy me.

I don't drive but i did have a recent episode with my cellphone. I strategically placed my cup so that if i would accidently drop my phone it would bounce off my knee and go right into the soda(angry sarcasm). Well it was in there for a good 2 seconds and it shut off. We dryed out the battery and it worked again so i was thinking alright this is great but i realized the time was low so i uped the time on my phone with $25 of MY MONEY (this is after about 3 days). I had the new time on the phone no less than 15 minutes and the mfers service dropped out forever.