What's Your Favorite Movie Quote?

[Tito BHB]

I like a couple of lines in "The Friday After Next" I love the pimp in that movie he's so damn funny.

"Pimp in distrees Pimp in distrees, I'm caught between a pimp a hard place" and he says it that high arse voice he has lol.

Theres a few other ones from that movie but I just cant think of them right now.

Haha thats Money Mike..Aka Kat williams i think..

Hes amazing at stand up..Youtube him

[Brockton Bomber]

Anything from Tombstone, Goodfellas, Scarface, Rocky are classic.

A good new one (Grandma's Boy)..."I can't stop cumming. It feels so good. I'm sorry"...as he's jacking off all over his friend's mom.

[BoxingGorilla]

Anything from Tombstone, Goodfellas, Scarface, Rocky are classic.

A good new one (Grandma's Boy)..."I can't stop cumming. It feels so good. I'm sorry"...as he's jacking off all over his friend's mom.

The kid who keeps calling his parents his roommates lol

I enjoyed that movie.

[CFH]

Anyone like Me, Myself, and Irene? There's a ton of wicked quotes in that movie.
Jamaal, "Our daddy may have advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage. But he is a very gentle person!"

After I guy throws his cig infront of Hank.
Hank Evans: Hey ringworm...
[Softball Player looks around]
Hank Evans: Yeah I'm talking to you, you toxic waste of life. You gonna pick that butt up, or do I have to glue it to the end of my shoe and stick it in your big fat pimply a-hole?
Softball Player: Hey buddy, chill out. It's just a cigarette.
Hank Evans: Oh yeah? Well this is just a fist. But when I start throwing it around I can leave one hell of a mess.

Shonte Jr.: Anybody know how to fly this damn thing?
Jamaal: Motherfucker, it can't be that hard, it's just lift versus drag and rotation.
Lee Harvey: Yeah, man, get your head out your ass.
Shonte Jr.: It's not that, man, the controls are written in German, ya asshole.
Lee Harvey: Motherfucker, you speak German don't you?
Shonte Jr.: Motherfucker, I can speak it, I ain't saying I can read the shit all that good.
Jamaal: [Grabs instruction book] You a motherfuckin' disgrace!

Shonte Jr.: Okay so I add up the atomic masses of the proton and neutron, I see's that, but what do I do with the goddam electron? Can I bring it over here?
Jamaal: Enrico Fermi would roll over in his motherfucking grave if he heard that stupid shit. I mean he would just turn over ass up in your face and wouldn't give a fuck!

I love the 3 black kids in that movie... one of my favs. Sorry for the long ass post.

Here's a few more:

Hank Evans: You know, I think you're a very special unit.
Irene P. Waters: That's sweet.
Hank Evans: I hope we get to know each other better.
Irene P. Waters: Yeah, me too.
Hank Evans: Do you swallow?

Irene P. Waters: Stay away from me, Hank! I know what you have planned, OK? I saw your so-called "supplies."
Hank Evans: Oh... that! I wasn't gonna just... ram it home, you know. I was gonna... lube it up and ease it in there, inch by inch, like a gentleman.
Irene P. Waters: I was talking about the shovel and the lime.

Guy on Street: Hey big guy, you hear the news, my son Billy got the lead in his school musical.
Hank Evans: Well I guess he likes the cock after all.

[ICB]

- Wheres your tool?

- What fakin tool?!

- THIS FAKIN TOOL!!!

Haha that movie is quality what about other line

Im daddy now next time i'll fucking kill ya

[ICB]

Jules: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same F******' thing.
Vincent: It's not. It's the same ballpark.
Jules: Ain't no F******' ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her Holiest of Holies, ain't the same F******' ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same F******' sport. Look, foot massages don't mean S***.
Vincent: Have you ever given a foot massage?
Jules: [scoffs] Don't be tellin' me about foot massages. I'm the foot F******' master.
Vincent: Given a lot of 'em?
Jules: S*** yeah. I got my technique down and everything, I don't be ticklin' or nothin'.
Vincent: Would you give a guy a foot massage?
[Jules gives Vincent a long look, realizing he's been set up]
Jules: F*** you.
Vincent: You give them a lot?
Jules: F*** you.
Vincent: You know, I'm getting kinda tired. I could use a foot massage myself.
Jules: Man, you best back off, I'm gittin' a little pissed here.



Marsellus: What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' niggers, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your a**.




Jules: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

[JT Rock]

Alright hate to be a dick and make you watch a clip.... But me being in sales management, this movie is a must... This picture is so lowkey and has a Fukin allstar cast.... watch this clip it really puts sales into perspective... The success, expectations, the losing, complaining and heartlessness and most of all thanklessness with a wgat have you done lately philosophy.... Enjoy this clip of Glen gary/Glen ross

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TROhlThs9qY

[ICB]

Mr. Blonde: Listen kid, I'm not gonna bullshit you, all right? I don't give a good F*** what you know, or don't know, but I'm gonna torture you anyway, regardless. Not to get information. It's amusing, to me, to torture a cop. You can say anything you want cause I've heard it all before. All you can do is pray for a quick death, which you ain't gonna get.
[He removes his razor]
Mr. Blonde: You ever listen to K-Billy's "Super Sounds of the Seventies" weekend? It's my personal favorite.



You going to bark all day little doggy or are you going to bite.

[spanky-banky]

Alright hate to be a dick and make you watch a clip.... But me being in sales management, this movie is a must... This picture is so lowkey and has a Fukin allstar cast.... watch this clip it really puts sales into perspective... The success, expectations, the losing, complaining and heartlessness and most of all thanklessness with a wgat have you done lately philosophy.... Enjoy this clip of Glen gary/Glen ross

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TROhlThs9qY

yo jtrock what that movie called? i love watching stuff like that,let us know so i can go rent it

[spanky-banky]

my bad. GLEN GARY?GLEN ROSS got it

[JT Rock]

my bad. GLEN GARY?GLEN ROSS got it

[boozeboxer]

the Highlander is a classic


there's also this gem from Robert Duvall in Colors 1988

Bob Hodges: [to his new partner] "There's two bulls standing on top of a mountain. The younger one says to the older one: "Hey pop, let's say we run down there and F*** one of them cows". The older one says: "No son. Lets walk down and F*** 'em all"

CC. Hell yeah. I said that joke on here and everyone laughed at me. Gotta love it.

[JT Rock]

my bad. GLEN GARY?GLEN ROSS got it

[Lords Gym]

my favorite part of Glengary glenn ross was the Pacino Rant
excellent acting here

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[FBEAR]

"My client, the honorable Henry T. Fleming, should go right to F****** jail. The son of a bitch is guilty."

Defense lawyer in court, played Al Pacino, in "And Justice for All", 1979.