1. 1968 Muhammad Ali
2. Bert Sugar
3. Jack Fiske
4. Pat Tillman
5. Edgar Allan Poe
6. Howard Hughes (In his recluse stages)
7. Rocky Balboa
8. Stanley Ketchel
9. John McCain
10. Bill Clinton (He would need the end chair so he could have extra room under the table )


Ali around 68 is the Ali I know least about, a year into exile would just be awesome. All I know about Ali of those years was what I got from that famous Esquire article and the clips of him standing in the courthouse. Probably Ali at his most venerable, I know he made a lot of changes to his life during this time, and it took him a little while to get his swagger back after his exile. Would love to have him over.

Bert Sugar and Jack Fiske, well, I guess no one else would talk for 2 hours and we would all know more about boxing then we ever needed to know.

John Wayne is such an icon yet I know nothing about him.

Pat Tillman, just to see what the transition was like.

Edgar Allen Poe would be creepy as hell. I just think I would get the chills around the guy, his writings are intriguing, but the guy is scary as hell.

How a billionaire dies the way he did is beyond me. He had to be crazy. I would love to have him over, but cleaned up a bit so the rest of the guest could eat.

Balboa is the best character in movie history. I know he's not real, but the character is so real. The dialogue in Rocky is so real. He's not a perfect person, but he is so damn likable I would have to have him over.

I would have to make sure Ketchel didn't tip the table over and try to fight someone. Crazy person he was. I think he would make an awesome movie. He really was despicable. The epitimy of the hookers and handguns lifestyle. You hear so many bad things about him, I would want him at a table but he would have to go through a metal detector and I would have a fucking 10 person security team.

McCain is the most intriguing politician. I find him to be the one republican I really like, but then he does stuff like stand behind the war in Iraq and it just makes me wonder. Still, would love to have him over.

And finally, Bill Clinton, no explanation needed there.




Also, I would FUCKING love to have tea with Alice in Wonderland characters. I hope that is a shroom trip or something because that is the most badass thing ever.