I just thought i'd announce to everyone that the ufc will be doomed in a few years because i've come up with one better. Something so entertaining and violent nothing could compete with its fanbase. I now present to you the blueprints for Extreme Punishment Fighting:

All events will occur in norway and inbewteen rounds the music played will be that of ramstein, Demuborgir, and The Death Spiders (a death metal band from norway that only plays The scorpians and 50cent covers)

First of all octagons are for pussies our non title fights take place in the TRAPazoid of terror
(for those geometrically challenged) _______ (a rectangle that narrows to a square top)
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This Geometric ring of Gigantic terror (which is surrond by barbed wire fencing) will house battlebotesque obstacles such as periodically throwing thumbtacs into a ringside fan, opening the ring floor to a series of snakes and bear traps (non poisonous snakes and dulled down bear traps because we care about the safety of our fighters ) and some other crazy stuff i can't list here. All fights have a 1 round 20 minute time limit

Now comes the title fights that take place in the Skull of Doom. The structure is a Huge skull shaped ring covered in razor wire fencing that has no hazards like the TRAPazoid of Terror but it does have a pyrotechnic rig that shoots a huge pillar of flames in the air everytime someone is slammed on the ring. Around the ring are a bunch of female strippers (completely nude for ppv events) and all fights have a one round 36 minute time limit.

Yeah you better hope i dont get my hands on a couple mil and a flight to norway.