What an odd thread.

How about some of these other matchups:

Wlad Klitschko against an oceanic White-Tipped shark?

Floyd Mayweather against a praying mantis

Mike Tyson against a swarm of African Killer Bees

Kostya Tzsyu against the ebola virus.

A Sri Lankan airways jumbo jet against an Emirates 737

A small Ethiopean bean against a campfire?