Re: Jean Claude Van Damme's True Life story(He really did fight!)

Originally Posted by
BoxingGorilla
Van Damme was scheduled to play the part of the camouflaged extraterrestrial monster in the Arnold Schwarzenegger action film Predator, but wearing the heavy alien costume in the jungle was too difficult, and Van Damme, unhappy with his role, left the production.
www.wikipwedia.com
SO... I was lied to by the nerds. Or maybe they never got the news that he couldn't hack it.
I have another question for you guys though... How did he get that perminant LUMP on his forehead? And how did the ladies overlook it?
Hahaha. Yeah I too have noticed that lump on his forehead. But c'mon dude, he's FUCKING Jean Claude Van Damme, he's a MOTHERFUCKING PIMP!!! You think that lump did him in with the ladies? The man can do the splits, the splits damnit! 
Duke, I'm a Van Damme fan too, but you are leaving out an important part of his life story. Besides competing in karate competitions, Van Damme had another love...Ballet. He trained for years in ballet, which is probably where he learned to do the splits, and at one time dreamed of becoming a professional ballet dancer. True story.
"You knocked him down...now how bout you try knockin me down ?"
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