our lord who art in heaven hallowed be thy name ...

Forgive these sinners .


Jesus was a swinging chilled out Cat liked to beat up money lenders and help the hungry Jesus kicked Arse and his message has got lost along the waybut he's gonna comeback fuck up the Bad and greedy and give the world to the Meek who are gonna trailblaze us unto a new era of peacefull Glory!

I think if Jesus was here today he'd have us all hooked on to a wicked free broadband internet service provider with instant trouble free connection !
He'd end suffering in Dafur ,Iraq,Afghanistan by Monday

Tuesday unveil a new hybird car that runs cleanly and effeciently on human waste

Wednesday Abolishes Money and makes kindness and Goodwill the new worldwide currency

Thursday Fills in all the Potholes in Sussex .

Friday brings back all extinct species like the Dodo ,the Tasmanian Tiger , Velociraptors and Eskimos .

Saturday Sorts out pollution ,restocks the seas and land with a bounifull supply of healthy beasts for us to hunt to extinction all over again .

Sunday Opens the Batting with Swashbuckling Gordy against South Africa and together they put on a record opening partnership of 600 for the 1st wicket .

' thats what i think of your selection policy, yes I've hit the odd copper , yes i like a doobie now fuck off I'm walking to John O Groats for some Spatics '