Everytime i get done for Curb crawling i use that Line!

'I'm just looking for directions '

' I'm as shocked as you officer '

'It was sweet of her to offer me oral sex with no strings attached officer '

'hello again Officer , funny story for you officer '

' but it was only a verbal contract we entered into officer, nothing was finalised'

' try to understand me officer , I'm a horny cunt '

'it's cold officer i was only being a good samaritan'