Pet Hates

[Swashbuckling Gordy]

Bad Driving .
Bad Table Manners .
People who look at me funny .
People who don't eat fruit and veg then moan like cunts when they get ill.
Woman who eat Choclate gets spots and then moan about them .
People who arnt happy when Im happy .
People who smell
People who laugh at stupid jokes
People who disaggree with me
People who gossip
Pigeons
Cloudy skys
Fat people who claim they have a disfunctional thyroid ( no fat people in Belsen)
People who spend all their time gardening and then dont let you go into the fucking Garden ( my dad )
People who cant take a hint
People who are loud
People who are negative
People who have them stupid smiles on their face's all the fucking time
Fiats
Nightclub toilet attendants .
Fitness instructers who are out of shape themselves .
People who moan about doing 40 hours a week
People who moan
People who moan about their Jobs
People who are all for a war untill it goes badly
Fat people with fat children
People who talk loudly to each other at urinals
Nightclub bouncers with them stupid ear thingys
People who take their kids to school in Land Rovers
Sickly Children
Snotty nosed Barmaids who don't laugh at my various witty remarks
When you get served a steak well done when i've asked for it Rare...Cunts!
When my Lemonade that ive Paid £2 50 is watered down and flat .
People who show you their baby photos all the fucking time .
Friends who get a girlfriend and then stop coming out






.........had a great weekend , you ?

[BoxingGorilla]

For this past weekeend

Dislikes: The bullshit computer AI on "Madden" level, storms that interfere with satellite television, chinese issue toothpaste, dried out pencil erasers.


Likes: rediscovering old pictures, Briggs defeat at the hands of Ibragimov, lilac scented air freshener sprayed in the bathroom, scratching my dogs crotch spots while watching new dvd's.

[CountryBoy]

Nightclub toilet attendants .
Fitness instructers who are out of shape themselves .
People who moan about doing 40 hours a week
People who moan
People who moan about their Jobs
People who are all for a war untill it goes badly
Fat people with fat children
People who talk loudly to each other at urinals
That is some real shat! Funny as fuk too. CC! Swash

[CountryBoy]

I hate people that complain about other people complaining

[spanky-banky]

Bad Driving .
Bad Table Manners .
People who look at me funny .
People who don't eat fruit and veg then moan like cunts when they get ill.
Woman who eat Choclate gets spots and then moan about them .
People who arnt happy when Im happy .
People who smell
People who laugh at stupid jokes
People who disaggree with me
People who gossip
Pigeons
Cloudy skys
Fat people who claim they have a disfunctional thyroid ( no fat people in Belsen)
People who spend all their time gardening and then dont let you go into the fucking Garden ( my dad )
People who cant take a hint
People who are loud
People who are negative
People who have them stupid smiles on their face's all the fucking time
Fiats
Nightclub toilet attendants .
Fitness instructers who are out of shape themselves .
People who moan about doing 40 hours a week
People who moan
People who moan about their Jobs
People who are all for a war untill it goes badly
Fat people with fat children
People who talk loudly to each other at urinals
Nightclub bouncers with them stupid ear thingys
People who take their kids to school in Land Rovers
Sickly Children
Snotty nosed Barmaids who don't laugh at my various witty remarks
When you get served a steak well done when i've asked for it Rare...Cunts!
When my Lemonade that ive Paid £2 50 is watered down and flat .
People who show you their baby photos all the fucking time .
Friends who get a girlfriend and then stop coming out






.........had a great weekend , you ?

ill just borrow ur list gordy that about sums it up for me, i dont like fatty's either

[Memphis]

Kids in the road. They stand there almost waiting to be run over. I'll oblige the little fuckers one day.

[Canvasback]

Walking in the street when there is a sidewalk.
Pressing the pedestrian crossing button on a traffic light, then walking across the street without waiting for the lights to activate causing a traffic screwup.
Walking in front of vehicles without looking (this one could get ya killed)
Yuppies (they think they're better than the rest of us).
Most people's behavior in general (yup, mine too)

[Jimanuel Boogustus]

People crossing the road like they own it.
Drivers who tailgate
Drivers who lane change 3 times in 2 seconds
Drivers with cars faster than mine
Polish Drivers with no road tax parking in my space. Legally.
Drivers who do 40 in a 50 area
Women askin me to leave the toilet seat down. Fakin leave it up then!!
People who stare.
Teenagers on busses.
Doormen outside of London (Surrounding Counties) thinknig they know 'my sort'
Being 6ft 5, 17 stone and still having to carry ID to get in to a club.
Jealous bitter people.
People who change up their accent like they was suddenly born in a different country. Get me.

[Punisher136]

For this past weekeend

  Dislikes:  The bullshit computer AI on "Madden" level, storms that interfere with satellite television, chinese issue toothpaste, dried out pencil erasers.


  Likes: rediscovering old pictures, Briggs defeat at the hands of Ibragimov, lilac scented air freshener sprayed in the bathroom, scratching my dogs crotch spots while watching new dvd's.

I can't even play on madden level because its unrealistic. No fucking way does a zone cover a wide reciever with burning speed down the sideline everytime. No way does a running back with 99 carrying fumble 5 times a game. All-pro is as realistic as it gets. Only occasionally do they jump a route out of nowhere and they do get all of the easy picks but they should to begin with so i dont have a problem with it.

[Swashbuckling Gordy]

People crossing the road like they own it.
Drivers who tailgate
Drivers who lane change 3 times in 2 seconds
Drivers with cars faster than mine
Polish Drivers with no road tax parking in my space. Legally.
Drivers who do 40 in a 50 area
Women askin me to leave the toilet seat down. Fakin leave it up then!!
People who stare.
Teenagers on busses.
Doormen outside of London (Surrounding Counties) thinknig they know 'my sort'
Being 6ft 5, 17 stone and still having to carry ID to get in to a club.
Jealous bitter people.
People who change up their accent like they was suddenly born in a different country. Get me.

God damn you are truly a man after my own heart !

Here's one in know you'll hate !

.................................when woman drivers pull out in front of me and then stick to the speed limit !


Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.


Anyone here have a name for that little vein that pulses on the side of your head in times of stress?

[Wadeb_21]

People that leave one sheet of toilet paper on the roll
People that drive slow in the fast lane
People who leave a little drop of soda or drink in the fridge and when I go to get something to drink theres like one sip left
Theres a few more there just not coming to me right now.

[Punisher136]

Ohio and anything associated with it
Very VERY Openly gay males (actually just guy guys in general) and ugly lesbians (completely defeats the purpose of being a lesbian in the first place imo)
Countries that bash america but can't make it as a country without us
East Alaskans (or as they are known as now, canadians)
Potheads
Liberals who think being gay in natural (they can't produce offspring which is the purpose of every living creature so there goes that theory), Being unpolitically correct is wrong (Go smoke another plant while you contradict yourself and say that you love nature and animals you soy burger eating, llama humping hippie bastards), and playing the race card whenever they get the chance (oops hopefully al sharpeton doesn't see this and say its a racist statement).
People who play online texas hold'em like bums and run down the better hand over and over
People who sue over something thats their own damn fault... AND WIN! ("McDonalnds made me fat" no your hand that shoved 5,000 calories a day into your mouth made you fat. "Cigarettes gave me cancer" no shit it says they will on the package. "This coffee was hot and it burned me" Why the fuck do you think they put "This is hot" on a styrofoam cup? Instead of suing them over making you food for shit wages maybe you should get some coordination and not be such a clumsy bastard.
Captain Planet the video game (i don't care who you are, you're not gonna get past the first stage EVER)
Celebrities who claim their life is hard when they can buy just about anythign they want (If i ever become famous, my drug habits and bad attitude will be a pre-existing condition that i assure you  )
The new england fucking patriots and tom "lazy eye" brady.

I think those are all the main ones.

[amat]

Teenagers on busses.

Well fuck you then

People who chew with their mouth open
People who chew gum loudly
People who talk with their mouth full
People who can NEVER agree to do something everybody else wants to do
People who complain about myspace top friends or not commenting back

Myspace is fucken awesome though

[Canvasback]

Just had this one happen to me on my way back from the gym.
People who buy something like a $1.99 bag of chips and use an atm or credit card (the clerk told her credit card purchases had to be over $10. She left p*ssed).

[Punisher136]

Just had this one happen to me on my way back from the gym.
People who buy something like a $1.99 bag of chips and use an atm or credit card (the clerk told her credit card purchases had to be over $10. She left p*ssed).

Yeah i hate that too and those commercials where they show everything moving smoothly and then all of a sudden [b]"OH MY GOD!!!! SOMEONE IS USING REGULAR MONEY OR WRITING A CHECK. THE WORLDS GONNA END!!! WORLD ORDER HAS BEEN IRREVERISBLY SHIFTED BECAUSE THERE'S ONE PERSON WHO ISN'T A CONDESCENDING ASS THAT TRYS TO BUY EVERYTHING WITH A CREDIT CARD.... ok they finished their purchase order is restored."