1st episode last night on ION was def one of my top 10 favorites of all tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime! it was the episode dealing with all the adventures kevin had delivering chinese food for his job at Chong's Chinese! damn it was the funniest thing ever the owner of the Chinese place was biotchin Kevin out in Cantonese non stop screaming his head off and then the phone rings and he picks it up and speaks PERFECT proper english to the customer, then he slams the phone and biotchez Kevin out some more in Cantonese! LOL FUNNNNNNNNNNY!

Kevin then has a rival food delivery enemy who delivers for an italian spot. they drag race, and play practical jokes on one another like making them go to a funeral parlor and saying the order was coming from the dead man. kevin also has to deliver his chinese food to a creepy lonely granny who wont let him leave her house. so to get back at the italian food delivery man he sets him up to deliver food to this granny's house hahahaa.

kevin's money line in this episode is: "I put EXTRA plum sauce just for you!" he says this to try to get a bigger tip lol!

while kevins driving from house to house hes singing along to classic old school jams! the whole time between delieveries hes mackin to winnie over the phone but keeps getting caught by the owner. so the owner biotchez him out in cantonese and grabs the phone and speaks PERFECT ENGLISH and says: "im sorry kevin is extremely busy and can not talk now, oh yeah and he loves you!" LOL ahahahahha

funnnnnnnnnnny assssssss shiiiiiiiiiiit man!

so then finally mr. chong the owner says you got one more deliver and kevins all like fukkkkkkkk that the restaurant is closed now so mr. chong biotchez him out and kevin backs down and delivers the last order and it turned out to be the address of an empty park. so kevin just waits and then a knock on his window occurs and its WINNIE! then cue the STAND BY ME music!

winnie says this is the only way id be able to see you tonight, are we still on for dinner?

so the two eat chinese food in the park!
CLASSSSSSSSSSSSIC SON!