Quote Originally Posted by Bilbo
Do puppets count?

I'd like to F*** Miss Piggy because she's actually got a real physical form and I could insert myself into her.

I'd like to do her with Kermit watching.

Oh and Sue from Sooty. She could give me a real handjob.
lmao!

Yes, that would make Kermit feel so inadequate and humiliated. You would like that wouldn't you?