Quote Originally Posted by dasamm
Quote Originally Posted by Bilbo
Do puppets count?

I'd like to F*** Miss Piggy because she's actually got a real physical form and I could insert myself into her.

I'd like to do her with Kermit watching.

Oh and Sue from Sooty. She could give me a real handjob.
lmao!

Yes, that would make Kermit feel so inadequate and humiliated. You would like that wouldn't you?


Well according to Memphis's Snapple facts ( best p4p thread)

Frogs never sleep and a Pigs orgasam lasts 1 hour !

Kermie is in for along night , best rope Robin in for a bit and fuel up on the Carbs .