Quote Originally Posted by beds
A man who has been shipwrecked on a desert island for several years is beginning to feel the effects of being starved of sex for so long. However, the only living creatures on the island are a pig and a dog. One day, the man decides he’s had enough and thinks to himself that it has to be the pig. But when he approaches the sow for his moment of passion, the dog bites the man’s backside. This continues for several days, and the man is beginning to get very frustrated. But one morning, the man’s luck changes: out to sea, he notices a beautiful young woman on the point of drowning. He swims over, drags her out on to the beach and proceeds to give her the kiss of life. The woman comes to and is very grateful. ‘Thank you so much,’ she says. ‘I will do anything for you, and I mean absolutely anything.’ The man can’t believe his luck and quickly replies, ‘You wouldn’t mind taking that bloody dog for a walk, would you?’
I like being reminded of jokes
thanks for keep in them comming beds.

Here's another classic oldy in case you missed it first time round.

this guy takes up golf in the mornings and meets a woman and they play the 9 holes together.
one thing leads to another and they meet each day before work and she gives him a head job as well and sends him off to work.
This goes on for months.
The guy thinks hes died and gone to heaven ..head job ,nine holes .off to work each day.

One day she says " Ive got a confession to make"
whats that he says?
Im a trasvestite"!
"You dirty rotten bastard (he says)you been teeing off from the womans tee the whole time"!