as 4 the poll lads i dont wanna get any1 kicked off the site maybe its our irish way of a joke u no what us crazy guiness abusin bastards r like. PADDY AND MURPHY WALKIN DOWN THE SREET AFTER 2 MUCH GUINESS, PADDY FALLS OVER AND BREAKS HIS LEG. PADDY SAYS TO MURPHY CALL ME AN AMBULANCE, MURPHY SAYS PADDY IS AN AMBULANCE