FURTHERMORE

one time i was in santa barbara with this chick and we was fukkkin around in the OCEAN wink wink and she basically accidently kneed me to my liver RIGHT ON THE LIVER CLEAN EFFECTIVE KNEE TO THE LIVER and i was paralyzed and i started sinking down to the bottom of the ocean cuz my body was frozen/paralyzed in the taking a huge dump/constipated position lol

but im ok guys im still here and im still standing lol