Quote Originally Posted by SalTheButcher
Quote Originally Posted by emma
about me being a reporter heres the evidence...

if you dont believe me about being an astronaut... here is the evidence

i went to LA SPACE SCHOOL, where i was trained in all methods pertaining to space. Professor Lt Col Ganders once said, "This kid... hes gonna make a fine astronaut" of me. I was pleased.

I majored in testing the effects of items in vacumes. This was fun. I measured many things, and calculated many results.

I arrived at Space Academy on June 6, 1997, and I trained in the metronometer, a previously secret device, that trains people for space related porposes. I was told I was a fine prospect

On August 3rd I was sent to the location from which the launch would occur, I camped out for three days, met some hardcore TA guys, and learned tactics from them that I could use to protect myself should I encounter any evil life forms.

I launched 5 days later... space was fun.
haha would you go into space again?