1.Superficial charm and above average intelligence.
To some extent yes....however, I tend to play the bumbling idiot so others can incriminate themselves. Cunning eh.

2. Absence of delusions and other signs of irrational thinking.
Not at all, I have plenty of delusions, and have been told my train of thought is about as random as one between Hawaii and Taipei.

3. Absence of nervousness or neurotic manifestations.
Nope, I'm pretty nervous, and bite my nails.

4. Unreliability.
Definitely. You need me at a certain time and place. Pray.

5. Untruthfulness and insincerity.
Tick.

6. Lack of remorse or shame.
When I got caught for Criminal Damage, the copper did mention I showed no remorse in her report. The big shame was that I was caught by a woman.

7. Antisocial behavior without apparent compunction.
Yup

8. Poor judgment and failure to learn from experience.
Well, when it comes to getting trolleyed, yes.

9. Pathological egocentricity and incapacity to love.
What's love?

10. General poverty in major affective reactions.
Well, my charm glosses over all of this pizazz.

11. Specific loss of insight.
Probably.

12. Unresponsiveness in general interpersonal relations.
Well, I moved somewhere I dont know anyone for that reason....

13. Fantastic and uninviting behavior with drink, and sometimes without.
Uh huh.

14. Suicide threats rarely carried out.
Well, if i did make a suicide threat, i doubt i'd carry it out.

15. Sex life impersonal, trivial, and poorly integrated.
What sex life...in west wales all we have is sheep.

16. Failure to follow any life plan
I just ditched my job to move into a flat with some mates, with no job lined up, and I have very little patience with careers. So yes...

So, am I a psycho....maybe we can make this into some sort of interactive TV show. Kinda like a big brother with wholly plastic cutlery...