Quote Originally Posted by oakleyno1
going on holiday in a few weeks with the mrs...  whats the best way to get an upgrade for my flight? e.g on honeymoon, mother died etcetc
thanks
cc if any of them actually work for me
"I'm not a terrorist and i promise that i will do my best to ensure that this flight and all its passengers arrives safely" 

Either gets you a good flight or a complimentary cavity search.