Quote Originally Posted by Big Jack
He's not a Vietnam vet. He's an honorary colonel in the Maryland home guard - whatever that is.
So he's not even a real colonel? He also claims to be an ex cowboy I'm thinking that must be a lie (or fantasy) too.

I'd certainly pity the poor horse that had that fat mountain of goo on top of them.

He'd certainly win any rodeo competition. Probably not a horse alive that he couldn't break