Alright kids, just don't do what my son did to me. He wanted a tatoo. He told me it was ok with his mom (my ex). So we went to this place in Rhode Island that was recommended by a friend of mine. So he got a tatoo of pair of boxing gloves on his shoulder. Several days after he got home he asked his mom to help put some ointment on the tatoo. When she asked who gave him permission to get a tatoo (he was 17 at the time and needed a parent to sign for him) he said "Dad did." After I took the heat I thanked him for throwing me under the bus. Kids!!