Oh well i'm gonna apply to see if i can become a bouncer in a strip club. You get to beat up drunk people with little to no legal repercussion and you're surrounded by naked easy women. I really don't see a downside to it.

Its slowly dawning on me just how sad it is that im unqualified to work at mcdonald's. There's even a clause in the application form that says they hire convicted felon's if they've been out of prison for atleast a year or something like that. It kinda depressing really.