Quote Originally Posted by Mad_Dog
that is Mad_Dog young skywalker

people have died for forgetting my famous little line

as far as your question that's a tough one, but my senses are sharp so I will take an educated guess

I peg you for a vietnamese, probably around 5 foot 8 inches and weighing about 145 lbs

you suck at school so your family hates you. This is why probably you rebelled and became an anarchist. The most thing that dissapointed your father the most is that you went gay.

Moreover, your boyfriend is a 6 foot 3 Lennox Lewis lookalike. Your poor dad is afraid to say anything for fear of being beat to a pulp.

Going gay was not that bad compared to the bestiality that you were into before you came out of the closet. Those poor neighboorhood cats. Sandy Smith from across the street always wondered why Mr. Crooks her cat walked funny.

you don't drive a car but take one of those gay scooters that are popular on the European continent.

You like romantic nights and long walks along the beach.


how am I doing? am I close?
Give this Man a stage and a microphone Fukking hilarious